{"product_id":"crown-me-dead","title":"Crown Me Dead","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"BookPageMetadataSection__genreButton\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/genres\/fantasy\" class=\"Button Button--tag Button--medium\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Button__labelItem\"\u003eFantasy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"BookPageMetadataSection__genreButton\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/genres\/dark-romance\" class=\"Button Button--tag Button--medium\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Button__labelItem\"\u003e Dark Romance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGood Reads Rating: 4.18\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWed me. Bed me. Slit my throat.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBorn in dirt, raised in rot, I dig graves for the dead, while the living decay around me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen my brother coughs blood,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ehe\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e appears.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA man too polished for the graveyard, with a bargain too cruel for the light: Seduce the King. Become the Queen. Die. And my brother lives.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKael is a nightmare of living ruin, the rotting ruler of a festering realm. And Vale is his shadow, the cold architect of my demise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne man needs my heart to beat. The other plans to stop it forever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey think I’m a pawn. But I’m the gravedigger's daughter. And I know exactly where to bury them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the funeral.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Booked Things Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45842946064575,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/7062\/1375\/files\/Screenshot2026-07-12at4.12.39PM.png?v=1783887251","url":"https:\/\/bookedthings.co\/products\/crown-me-dead","provider":"Booked Things Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}